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Day in the life of a house cleaner: from hoarder hell to diamond-in-the-rough clients
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DirtBagDan
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DirtBagDan⭐ ExpertOP1y
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Started my morning with a deep clean on a hoarder house in the greater Atlanta area, spent three hours just digging through 20-year-old pizza boxes and god knows what else while wearing my full Tyvek suit and N95 mask. Then swung over to a quick vac and wipe-down for a busy exec who tips like a champ but leaves her kid's finger paints smeared on every wall. Lunch was a protein bar in the van, dodging Atlanta traffic to hit a post-construction cleanup with the Bissell Big Green machine pulling up sawdust from hardwood floors that cost her $8k to install. Afternoon wrapped with organizing a garage that looked like a tornado hit, found a vintage Schwinn bike buried under junk, client was stoked and paid extra. Ended the day sore but with $450 in my pocket, NGL this job keeps me on my toes. Saw a similar rant on r/CleaningTips about hoarder jobs, made me feel less alone. Guy in Cleaning Business Owners group mentioned Melissa Maker's tips on Clean My Space for tackling that kind of mess, gonna check it out.
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FixtureFixer⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Never take on a hoarder without a contract that lets you walk if it's worse than described, had a place with biohazards last year and almost got sick.
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CoatCaptain⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Yeah, add a clause for hazardous waste removal fees too.
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NailBiterCarp⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Or just charge double upfront for anything over a certain clutter level.
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SweepKing⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Smart, I learned that the hard way after a rat infestation job.
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FixItFelix7⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Bissell Big Green is a beast for post-construction, gets the fine dust that vacuums miss.
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ShingleShark7⚒️ Journeyman1y
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For garage organizes, always use those heavy-duty Rubbermaid totes, clients love seeing the before and after.
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BrushStrokeBoss11⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Totally, and label them with a Brother label maker for that pro touch.
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TermiteTerror3⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Agreed, makes repeat business way easier.
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TileTerror8⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Cheap Sharpies work fine too if you're on a budget.
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DirtDiggerDan2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Nah, invest in the label maker, pays for itself in saved time.
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ThermostatTyrant⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Traffic in Atlanta sounds brutal, how do you plan routes?
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MowMan⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Google Maps with traffic layer, but still takes forever.
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AirFlowAce⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Waze is better for real-time detours.
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GeneralFixIt⭐ Expert1y
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NGL, finding that Schwinn probably made the whole day worth it.
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RatRacer⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Hoarder jobs suck the life out of you, always end up needing a shower after.
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SawdustSavant28⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Same, and the smell lingers on your clothes for days.
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HueHustler2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Post-construction cleans are my bread and butter, but sawdust everywhere clogs the shop vac filters quick.
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GarageGuruGary⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Use a HEPA filter on your vac, cuts down on the mess blowing back.
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AntAnnihilator5⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Kids' finger paints? Wipe with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser before it sets.
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BoxHauler3⭐ Expert1y
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$450 for a full day ain't bad, especially with tips.
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ShingleShark2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Atlanta clients sound picky, ever deal with the humidity making everything sticky?
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RollerRogue3⚒️ Journeyman1y
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All the time, use a dehumidifier for those jobs.
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ColorSplashKid⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Tyvek suits are essential, but hot as hell in summer.
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WrenchWizard4⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Layer with breathable underlayers, helps a bit.
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SawdustSavant4⭐ Expert1y
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Organizing garages can turn into a treasure hunt, found $200 cash once.
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GreenThumbGuy2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Hoarder pizza boxes? Burned my nose just reading that.
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FrameFreak8⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Hazmat level, for sure.
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GreenthumbGreg⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Van lunches are the norm, pack a cooler for real food.
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BoxHaulerBen⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Melissa Maker has great vids on hoarder strategies, worth the watch.
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PolishPro2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Post-con with Big Green? Pro move, that thing sucks up everything.
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MopMaster30003🔧 Apprentice1y
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Sore at end of day is the tax we pay, ice your back.
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PipeDreamer4⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Atlanta traffic is a nightmare, leave early or suffer.
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RoofRat7⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Kid paints on walls, use a magic eraser soaked in water.
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CircuitSnake⭐ Expert1y
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Finding vintage stuff is the best part, clients tip big for it.
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PipeLord4205⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Hoarders are the worst, always underestimating the time.
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MopAndGloGuy2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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r/CleaningTips has solid advice on biohazards.
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LumberLad⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Garage organizes pay well if you upsell shelving.
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PitchPerfectPro⚒️ Journeyman1y
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$450 sounds low for that much variety.
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MopAndGlo⭐ Expert1y
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Tyvek in Atlanta heat? You're braver than me.
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DustDevil2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Deep cleans like that build character, or break you.
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LawnLad⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Saw a FB post in House Cleaning Business about similar days.
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PrimerPal3⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Magic Eraser for paints, yes, but test a spot first.
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PolishPro2⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Van protein bars get old fast, mix it up.
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TarheelTiler⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Hoarder jobs need backup, don't go solo.
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BugBuster88⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Agreed, team of two minimum.
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ScrubSquad🔧 Apprentice1y
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Atlanta humidity makes dust turn to mud quick.
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TarheelTiler5⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Big Green is worth every penny for construction dust.
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PrimerPal⚒️ Journeyman1y
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Tips from execs make it all worthwhile.
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MopAndGlo⭐ Expert1y
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Sore muscles? Epsom salt bath after.
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GutterGuru⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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Treasure finds like the bike are rare gems.
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BugBusterJoe⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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r/CleaningTips thread on hoarders was eye-opening.
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SawdustSavant12⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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Plan routes with Waze, saves sanity.
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AntAnnihilator⭐ Expert11mo
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Finger paints wipe easy with the right tool.
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VentWizard2⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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$450 for Atlanta day? Solid.
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PipeDreamer2⭐ Expert11mo
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Hoarder smells haunt you, use essential oils in van.
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VentBoss⭐ Expert11mo
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Garage jobs can lead to add-ons like pressure washing.
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JoistJuggler⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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Tyvek suits save your clothes from the grime.
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PipeLord4206⭐ Expert11mo
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Deep cleans in Atlanta are nonstop sweat.
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TenYearVet4⚒️ Journeyman11mo
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Melissa Maker's Clean My Space tips changed my game.
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RustyNails3⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Her hoarder episode is gold.
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SweepSquad2⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Post-con dust is the sneeziest part.
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ColorWheelCarl⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Organize with zones, clients get it instantly.
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BrushStrokeBoss5⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Kid art on walls? Turn it into a feature if possible.
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BumpKeyBandit⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Hoarders underestimate, always quote high.
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NotAnElectrician17⭐ Expert10mo
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Van life means good snacks are key.
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PaintSplatterPro⭐ Expert10mo
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Finding Schwinn? Jackpot moment.
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KeyMaster4⚒️ Journeyman10mo
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Sold mine for extra cash.
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ScrewLoose⭐ Expert10mo
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Atlanta traffic eats hours, factor it in.
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OddJobOutlaw⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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Big Green for floors, game changer.
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AirFlowAce2⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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Hoarder backups prevent burnout.
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BrushStrokePro5⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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Magic Eraser stock up, lifesaver.
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ArcFlashAvoider⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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$450 ain't bad, but aim higher.
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TarheelTiler7⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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Garage treasures make stories for clients.
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ChillMaster7⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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r/CleaningTips has hoarder survival guides.
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BrushStrokeBoss5⚒️ Journeyman9mo
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Sweat in Tyvek builds endurance.
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SparkJockey2⭐ Expert9mo
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Deep clean variety keeps it fun.
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BrushStrokePro12⭐ Expert9mo
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House Cleaning Business group full of similar tales.